Jokes...

A funny Joke:
Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he''s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I''m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."

I got this from somewhere forget where it is already...It's funny though...

1) My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"You wait! Just wait till your father comes back!"

2) My Mother taught me about RECEIVING... "
You are going to get it when we reach home!"

3) My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"Look at me when I'm talking to you! Why are you staring back at me?!"

4) My Mother taught me about HEALTHY COMPETITION...
"Aunty Mary's son scored 100 marks for Maths! Why can't you be like him?"

5) My Mother taught me about FINANCIAL PLANNING...
"Make sure you marry a rich man/woman in future!"

6) My Mother taught me about HISTORY...
"Many many years ago, when I was your age, I used to...."

7) My Mother taught me to be HOUSE-PROUD
"Chalet? Stay what chalet? You got no house to stay is it?!"

8) My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You ar...you're just like your father!"

9) My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to my age, you'll understand."

10) My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU...Then you'll know what it's like!"

AND FINALLY...
11) My Mother taught me about POWER...
"I am YOUR mother, you better listen to ME!"

And now you know that your mother actually teaches you a lot of things...