I'll shall post the jokes 1st...
Randy & Andy: What's up, what's up?
Fundraising Girl: Hi, I'm collecting for the under-privileged children of Ecuador. Would you like to help?
Randy: We've got no money. Hey,You wanna party?
Fundraising Girl: Um, I'm kinda working right now.
Andy: When are you done?
Randy: Yeah, what are you doing after?
Fundraising Girl: I have a church thing tonight.
Andy: Kick-ass, we'll come.
Randy: Yeah, where is it?
A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his d**k and starts je*king off. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f**k is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!
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