HAPPY FATHERS DAY
Yesterday, had to wake up early cause I promised Zi Yang that I would play tennis with him right after his tennis training which ends at 11am...He already finished his training when I boarded the MRT...We played for about an hour cause he kept complaining that he was tired...Excuses.LOL.
Afterwards, we went to McDonalds for our lunch...We sat there and talked for almost 2hours!!! Heck, I don't even know what time it was!!!
We then head home where I took a quick shower before taking a long nap cause I'm just too freaking tired
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Today, my mum banned me from my Nintendo DS. Later that day, I was going upstairs to bed, when my mum spotted a lump in my trousers. Thinking that I was sneaking my Nintendo upstairs, she decided to grab the lump. It wasn't the Nintendo. FML
Today, I found out that I lost my virginity to a guy who lost his virginity to my mom. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was pregnant. I'm 16. While my mom looked shocked, my dad started to chuckle. When I asked why, he said, "It's just funny that someone would want to sleep with you." FML
Truism #1:
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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